Blogs and emails aren’t dead. But boring ones are. 

Volcanic Content doesn’t do a hoity-toity process that leaves you bathing in caviar, but hopelessly confused.

When you say ‘yes’ to us, we send you the messaging questionnaire and celebrate with a kick-off call. Then, your content is totally off of your plate. Every month, you’ll get the monthly content questionnaire to tell us your blog + email needs then you’re done.

Done-for-you content in your hands within the week. 1 round of complimentary edits. Never do the clicky-click of content writing again. Promise.

HA. Wait, I shouldn’t laugh. That was a serious question. No, no, we do not. Captions are important, but we save that stuff for the people who know their stuff. Aka social media managers and social media agencies. We’re happy to pass a referral. 

Nope, but our founder does. In fact, you’re reading her sassy FAQ responses right now. If you’re looking for web copy or sales copy – check out her personal brand, My Write Hand Woman.

*Rolls up sleeves* I’m sure you’ve heard you get what you pay for, but I’m not about to drop that quote and leave.

Content mills pay writers pennies and hire basically every breathing human with fingers to write content. Or honestly, with AI, fingers are optional. That’s why it’s so cheap. On the flip side, high-end content agencies charge $10K per month. Big high-5 for them, but that’s not us either.

We pay our writers competitively because happy writers write funny stuff that gets results for your business. Therefore we’re a bit more of an investment than other agencies.

Even though we specialize in casual articles that have subtle humor in them, nothing is more important than making sure our client’s voice is present. That’s why (unlike most agencies) you work with the same writer for the duration of your project. You won’t interface with them directly, but just know there is an epic scribbler who’s stalking your socials and perfecting the way you always say “that’s a hard ‘no’” when you’re over it.

Every month that goes by, your articles are going to feel more like you’re the one writing them. It’s actually kind of creepy.

3 months. We don’t love the long, binding, ‘give us your firstborn child’ agreements, but we do think a content strategy takes some time to gain traction. We do offer incentives if you would like to sign on for a 6-month or year-long partnership with us. 

Nope! We like to think our style self-selects for us. We tend to attract spunky e-commerce brands, bold coaches, cutting-edge companies, marketplace disruptors, and standout service-based businesses. We’re not afraid of research and feel confident that we can do it all. 

Inclusivity - We LOVE humor. But hateful humor that puts people down? Gross. We believe spicy and kind can coexist, and we’ll pull up a seat at the table for anyone who vibes with our style.

Fun - When things get stuffy, we leave. By believing content should be fun to read, naturally, we celebrate everything. An email made you $5,000? Cake. You finally set that much-needed boundary? Balloons. Your company just IPOed? Someone go buy this epic founder a air fryer – because, why not.

Empowerment - Most of our clients are women-owned businesses, and we know in this online space being a woman with a loud voice isn’t always easy. We can’t cure disparities, BUT we can stand right beside you and give you bold content that lets your brilliant ideas cut through the noise.

An opportunity to gush about my writers? Yes, please! *grabs mic theatrically* I’m sure you’ve seen content writing agencies boast things like ‘fluent English speakers’ or, even better, ‘native English writers.’ We kick things up a notch. Our writers are whip-smart, witty, quick-thinkers who write content that’s fun, engaging, and insanely easy to read.

Plus, we’re female-founded and have a team of *mostly* women writers. So that’s pretty badass too.

Beautiful! The process is pretty simple. Just fill out that form to book a discovery call. After your call, if it looks like a good fit, we’ll send over a proposal that has everything you need to know about teaming up. Then, once that’s accepted – you’re in, and we’ll guide you through our quick onboarding process.

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I’m flattered! Of course, you can. Send your portfolio to hello@volcaniccontent.com as we’re growing rapidly and always looking for fun voices to support our clients’ content needs.

But be warned, we get a bunch of inquiries, so, unfortunately, we can’t reply to everyone who applies. Pro tip from our founder: make your application email ~bold~ we love weird.

Awesome! We have answers. And we promise we’re less sassy in the inbox. Just send an email to hello@volcaniccontent.com.